the monthly update played hooky from school...

Hi! I was busy being bad at stuff. Look at this while I try to think of something.



I actually don't know what there is to tell of our time separated, readers. How long has it been? october? now it's december? One to two months down the drain. Pwip. That's the sound months make going down the drain.



November was kind of a bleak month for me. I chalk it up to the sun being scarce and school becoming a hassle. (School's actually going really well now that we're in December, or it'll go well until around the 20th and then if I don't meet all the deadlines I will literally commit seppuku). Things simultaneously got worse and better during my Thanksgiving break, in that order, so with luck the "better" trend will continue.


I came up with an ingenious christmas/chanukkah/winter birthday present idea, which I won't talk about here yet. Some of you have already gotten one. Don't spoil it!

If you don't live nearby and you really really want one just email me and you will get a surprise while we are still having cold weather and if I have enough money to ship the darn thing.

Anyway I can't think of things to write! Here are some drawings! I will input text re: drawings very easily. And they are Life Related.



Here is a friend of mine! He works at a gym and I asked him to play PT for me. Thankfully he didn't seem unhappy to do it, and we exercised a couple days last week. I got EXTREMELY RESULTS from competitive motivations, like I need to lift as heavy as I can manage because someone else is watching me.

PT guy, as well as that guy's head in the first drawing of this post, are in my DnD group. I'm pretty thankful that I can find a game in the damn area. I drew both of these pictures during the game this past Wednesday.

The story behind this caricature is that PT guy cannot stop thinking about vaginas. I think we would all get ahead in life if we just paused, took a deep breath, and stopped thinking about vaginas. And by "we" I mean "PT guy". I'm pretty sure he has even thought about my vagina. What an exquisitely terrible thought!!!

Here is a person from the future. She reminds me a little of Aeon Flux, except that in the Callie future, everyone is naked and female, and no one is white.


You are all goofy and anatomically incorrect here, you orange, orange ho.



Here is Orange Ho's Pink Asian Slut. I guess they are gay together, but I hadn't really thought about it.

ya dude i am real good at backgrounds. Speaking of which:



It is high time I actually drew some backgrounds so I did a little practice. These doodles were all on one piece of paper and I didn't feel like separating them. They're not supposed to be a cohesive story, but I guess you could try to be creative and link them somehow.

Anyway...they're all really simple. By simple I actually mean "pitiful effort of white woman."


I cannot conceive of a weather that is above 45 degrees right now.


Theesh...are....charactersh....from...my....schtory....snort....gag....hehehe....blehhh. The scanner was not kind to the dark-skinned man. I will have to draw him again.

So...you know...that guy Nico made some emo chicks, Scarfy and Scribble. They actually came about from this little bi-weekly drawing challenge (we did it twice lolll~) where we had to draw emos. I had mine drawn but I was like, "Man, Nico's are cooler". I wasn't shamed as it were, but I think they should get more attention than THESE TWO LOSERS:


Never in my life have I so not wanted to do linework, so I just used the sketch and colored it. These two gals are Fatty and Paris. Oh jesus, I forgot to color in Paris' hamburger. That's hilarious. I'll do it later.

Anyway, Fatty is fat and Paris kinda looks like another woman by that name and she likes cheeseburgers from McDonald's ... ironically. Fatty's only redeeming characteristic is probably her bust. I don't even know about Paris. I kinda hate and like both of them at the same time. I'll draw more of them I guess!

Anyway, aforementioned Nico, here is a gift.

It's Scribble snarling! With an adorable cat! IN A KIND OF RETRO, POPULAR COLOR THING, OH THE SCENE IS KILLING ME HERE.

So there's an update! Wahoo! It was large. I hope it made up for the months I missed.